I'm about to start a hash tag on matatus before i get my own ride although i will miss this group of people once a go solo.
1.WOMAN WITH 5 KIDS
Now don't get me wrong,i love kids,God knows how i cant wait to get mine,but every time i board a matatu and this mama with 5 kids sits next to me,i just whisper a prayer!!She does not pay for any!!she shoves them between herself and i and every time we hit a bump,one is secretly trying to sit on me,the other one steps on me and presses hard,the third on is secretly squeezing herself between her mother and i,the forth one is staring at me helplessly and if i try and look at the mama suggestively she gives me that eye!!Woiye
2.WOMAN WITH CUTE KID
This is the part where i go awwwwwwwwww!!Don't you just adore that cute baby who keeps staring at you and you just cant help but play funny faces on them!!Those kids you just don't mind when they step on you because the cute nature makes you forget you were smart for a date!!Lol i adore them.
3.PEOPLE WHO SING ALONG TO EVERY SONG LOUDLY
This group makes me wonder!!Nigga did you somehow make the wrong move on your career and missed the part where you can sing??Coz i just can't stand your voice singing to every song to our destination.And the fact that you are singing makes the journey longer!!Please hush and sing in your bathroom.
4.PEOPLE WHO PASS HITTING EVERY SITED PASSENGER WITH THEIR BAGS!!
This has to be the most annoying lot in the whole lot!When you board a matatu with all your laggage please mind those of us who boarded earlier and are seated peacefully playing candy crash!!Better yet hold your bag in a position that you will not mess someone's hairstyle or hit someone's shoulder!!
5.PEOPLE WHO SIT LIKE THEY OWN THE SEAT
If Kalkye Mumo is not your competition,please sit like someone else is going to sit and PAY for the seat next to you!!Its a public matatu for crying out loud!
6.LOST GROUP
Now we have all been in this situation but some are way too stubborn!You are going to bae's place for the first time and he told you to alight at a certain destination,but you decide to remind the conductor at every stage!!I know they sometimes forget but hey,your bae stays karibu na mwisho lol,relax.
7.PEOPLE WITH HILARIOUS PRONUNCIATIONS
There's a particular name for a stage common in almost all routes 'JUNCTION'.But wait until someone from the back shouts 'Nishukishe hapo 'JAKSHON',,,,i die!!I totally love this lot!
8.THE HUNGRY LOT
I don't know whether its bad luck or a spell that was cast on me because every time i board a matatu hungry,the guy next to me opens a bag of chips! I get hungrier!!
9.THE SLEEPY HEADS
They get annoying when the sleep gets intense and they fall on your shoulders!!It gets funny when they fall and hit the window!I love and hate this lot!
10.THE EAVES DROPPERS
The worst group!!Cant keep their eyes off your phone!!Hate this group!If you have nothing interesting to do with your phone,please sleep and hit the window then ill laugh!
